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Too powerful not to reblog… For all those people who have...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:23:42 -0400

Too powerful not to reblog… For all those people who have faught, or are still fighting. Who got through it, or who didn’t. Reblog it for them.

I will forever reblog this.

The more I read about Satanism, the more I realize I’ve been lied to about it. But then again,...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:45:39 -0400

The more I read about Satanism, the more I realize I’ve been lied to about it. But then again, I should have known. My father is a lapsed Catholic and my mother is selectively religious. She doesn’t really know much when it comes to anything other than what she’s been told. I’m 25, I’ll be 26 this year and I’m still surprised to find out about things that I’ve been lied to. But I’m not surprised, shocked and awed. I guess at times, I expected to find out these things. I’ve been told nothing but the bad things about Christianity. The things that would get me sent to Hell. Fuck, my mother told me that Metallica were Satanists. She said heavy metal was devil music and witch craft was bad. I started practicing wicca when i was in middle school because Christianity didn’t satisfy me. There were so many half-truths and multiple interpretations, it’s more than a little confusing. This is a sin, that is a sin. Thinking about that is a sin. Looking at this is a sin. Then there’s the “Sense of Community”. Bull fucking shit. I thought Christianity was about loving thy neighbor and reserving judgment. I learned a long time ago that Christian is just another word for Hypocrite. Do as I say, not as I do. Blah blah blah. It’s all just words.

I’ll never be one of those people who can throw all thoughts of a higher power away and just believe in nothing. I’m not an Atheist and I’m not a Nihilist. I believe in something…but I don’t know what. Maybe I’ll just worship Nature. Maybe Satan. But not the Christian god. I’m not quite sure how that church intended to end up, but I don’t think being the ruling religion of the world and supported by liars and spread through rape and fire was exactly intended.

Isn’t being a good person enough? Isn’t treating others as you’d want to be treated good enough without having a label attached to it? Why is it whenever I do a good deed, I’m told that I’m a “good christian” or “God bless you”? I’m on a co-worker’s prayer list because I’m a “heathen”. Save it for someone with cancer. Please.

I’m not a christian. I don’t believe in any Jesus except for my neighbor 2 doors down who has 4 kids, listens to Mariachi and Corrido music until 10 at night and has a stature of the Virgin in his front yard.

Maybe I’m a little confused about some things in my life, but being a christian isn’t something I worry about any more. I actually used to have horrific nightmares about being possessed by the devil or someone else I love being possessed because I wasn’t a good enough christian. Why should someone be afraid of their religion? It’s just one more stress I don’t need. The idea of not being a christian used to scare the hell of me. The idea of not having anything to believe in and fall back on was terrifying to me. But in thinking back, there was never really anything to believe in or fall back on all along. Just a lie. A well collaborated, supported, elaborate lie.

danplasmius: gender-ikari: harpyholidays: bookerdewitt: antiq...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:56:07 -0400

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Reblog this and add a 'Ha!'

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:14:28 -0400

eyjoey:

asksuzeh:

askmichioenderman:

askbreeze:

eyjoey:

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive

HA!

elderjulietvictoireholmes: champagne-fountain: So I am...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:10:27 -0400

elderjulietvictoireholmes:

champagne-fountain:

So I am suspended for 30 days from Facebook because I posted this photo.

This is a picture of me with the wonderful women of the Himba tribe in Namibia, Africa. These women treated me with respect and kindness. They were sitting in town making bracelets and just sort of hanging out with each other and their children. My family and I thought these women were really cool, so we bought some bracelets from them and asked for a picture. They were excited and motioned for me to sit with them.

So I ask you, are people in western culture just SO brainwashed by patriarchy they can’t STAND to see women who live differently? Are we just so fucking offended that we need to deem these women as dirty, sexual, pornographical, vulgar? Are people on facebook just THAT ignorant about the rest of the world, where they feel the need to report something because they don’t understand it? These women are doing nothing wrong. They’re simply just living their every day life, like you or I would. Yet facebook is literally PUNISHING me for posting a photo with them.

It’s incredibly racist. I don’t see photos of fake breasted, spray tanned, scantily clad white women being reported or taken down. I’ve seen countless photos of white girls, even underage white girls, who post photos revealing MUCH more than in this photo, and they don’t get reported or banned.

Why is it that nearly every week, I see some sort of video on facebook of a girl masturbating with a banana or beer bottle, a dog fucking a girl, a woman getting her head cut off, someone stepping on kittens, just all kinds of horrible inappropriate shit, yet those videos and photos hardly EVER get taken down? Why is it I’ve seen actual like pages of rape jokes/memes, and those are funny and acceptable? But a photo of a fucking African woman is wrong? Does facebook also report and ban pages like National Geographic? I’m pretty sure their whole JOB is to inform others about different places and people in the world, which is OBVIOUSLY a crime! How dare we let these women expose their breasts! Don’t they know us Americans find that horrible and disgusting?! They should be ashamed! Conform to our standards of how you should live immediately! You’re doing it all wrong! We obviously know what’s best for you, because we’re white and we’re right.

So thank you facebook, for showing us all the piece of shit you truly are.

Please reblog this so everyone can know and see.

Facebook has blocked me so many times for pictures that have breasts in them. It pisses me off so much. Because the content, the context does not fall within reasonable parameters for banning. Porn, I get. Pin ups, I get. Sexual nudity, yes I understand. But stuff like this? Like an artistic photoshoot? Like a cartoon drawing of a naked torso with the words “all bodies are beautiful”? That I do not get. And I’ve been banned for all these things.

queenabaddon: daringestdevilking queenabaddon: i accidentally typed ‘hensen ackles’ and now i’m...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 15:13:12 -0400

queenabaddon:

daringestdevilking

queenabaddon:

i accidentally typed ‘hensen ackles’ and now i’m just imagining jensen sitting on top of some eggs warming them with his butt

THEY HATCHED

crazylittlethingcalledlove16: Happy 50th Birthday, Johnny...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 15:00:34 -0400

crazylittlethingcalledlove16:

Happy 50th Birthday, Johnny Depp!

octopickles: mrsjanestrider: i love his face. he’s...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:48:14 -0400

octopickles:

mrsjanestrider:

i love his face. he’s like, “I’m shopping aggressively…with my basket.”

expressed: expressed: Probably the greatest moment of my...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:58:26 -0400

expressed:

expressed:

Probably the greatest moment of my life

I’m not sleeping until this gets 1k

Photo

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 17:46:32 -0400

ilikeprettyclothes: fromcarouseltohair: allyssumdays: Every...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 14:27:55 -0400

ilikeprettyclothes:

fromcarouseltohair:

allyssumdays:

Everyone has rolls when they bend over. Everyone. Lets just get this out of the way right off the bat. In the last few months, I’ve had over 30 women ranging from rail thin to extra large naked in my bed and I would routinely ask them to hug their knees. You won’t believe this… ALL OF THEM HAD TUMMY ROLLS. Not one was exempt. Even my super fabulous professional model 6 foot tall and some amazing Katie had rolls. The stomach pictures turned into some of my favorite images from the project… so quit thinking they’re bad, and try accepting (dare I say embracing?) yours!

When people say “you’re gorgeous”, believe them. I tend not to, and it’s a cryin’ shame. When people genuinely compliment you, it’s because they really see it. Try to not dismiss their perspective as wrong and assume that you know better. They see all of you. We see our flaws. Believe them.

“Arm flab is embarrassing.” No its not, go fuck yourself. No, not you. The people who tell us that, silly.

You’re not stunning despite your body. You’re stunning because of your body. There is a distinct difference. I grew up in a culture that would deem “unattractive” women as “special spirits”. A degrading categorization that implied that the only thing worthwhile was whatever was inside. Well, yeah. We are all much much more than our bodies, but our bodies are a beautiful part of us too. Beauty comes from the inside AND the outside. I am of the firm belief that every person is beautiful, and so this leaves the inside to be the part that is the most telling when it comes to true “beauty”.

A guy can pick you up off your feet, and it won’t break his back. “Wait, whaaaaaa Jes? You’re full of shit.” Nope. This just happened to me for the first time in… six years? I’m considerably heavier than I was 6 years ago (like… 70 pounds heavier) and so when I ran up to my friend Eric for a hug and he picked me up with my heels in the air… it left me breathless. I had forgotten that it was possible; I had accepted a life void of being lifted. So exhilarating. Eric didn’t suffer any injuries and walked away unscathed.

You don’t need to exercise every day in order to feel better about yourself. Many believe that someone who’s fat needs to exercise as much as possible in order to prove that they’re committed to becoming “less fat”. As if accepting one’s body as is would be a sin, and that’s just silly. Yes, exercising has wonderful physical and mental benefits, but you don’t owe it to anyone else to make an effort to change your body unless you wanna. You do not have to alter yourself to be okay. Period.

You’re allowed to fall in love with yourself. I promise. This will be the scariest thing you will ever do, and that’s okay. It will also be the most amazing (albeit super gradual) experience you will ever have. It doesn’t make you narcissistic. It doesn’t make you vain. It is liberating in every form of the word.

It’s also okay to have days where you don’t love yourself. Read this. No really. Read it. And then realize that we’ve grown up learning and internalizing that we are not okay our entire life. For me, that’s 26 years of self-hate indoctrination and brainwashing. It’s going to take a lot longer than you think to reverse this thinking, and it’s definitely not going to happen overnight. Allow yourself to have “weak” days. Cry, mourn, sob, yell, throw things. Whichever. Then get up, brush yourself off, give the media the finger, and move forward because you’re a warrior.

Everyone’s boobs are uneven. If you have a lot of boobs, they might be way uneven. Don’t stress. This is totally normal.

There are people who prefer large ladies. And I mean all sizes of large. I thought that my best bet in life was to find a partner who accepted my fat. Pause. Give me a minute to hang my head and shake it at myself. Not only are there people who adore “thick” women, but a LOT of them who prefer it. This eventually ends up in an interesting territory which Marianne talks about here, but the point that I’m trying to make goes back to the “despite vs because of” argument. Here is what you need to know: you do NOT need to settle for a lover who is “okay” with your body. You have the right (and millions of opportunities) to find someone who is infatuated with your body. You deserve to be worshiped, woman!

Fat chicks bang hot guys… ALL. THE. TIME.I know that hot is relative and all inclusive depending on who you chat with, but for these purposes, lets talk about the “universally attractive” kind of hot. Y’know, the kind fat chicks don’t deserve? We want to pretend that we don’t know what I’m talking about, but lets be real; we totally do. The fact that “fat chicks bang ‘hot’ guys” was one of the most powerful realizations I’ve had thus far. In line with the above paragraph, I knew that there would be someone that would find me attractive but the pool would be small (because of my body) and potentially full of guys I didn’t personally find sexy. So I would have to settle for anyone that would take me. After all, how could a conventionally gorgeous man (tall and with tattoos of course) like fat chicks? Weh-he-hell, let me tell you somethin’: through various sites, events, parties, and corner store meetings, I found myself with over a hundred men who were champing at the bit to get with this. I was the one who had to sift through and pick the hottest of the hot. Ladies, over a hundred. “Girls” showed what society thinks about that when Hannah’s character has a weekend romance with an attractive and wealthy doctor. People flipped their shit. “Patrick Wilson is so hot he would never do Lena Dunham” was the most eye catching. Wilson’s wife responded to that rubbish here, but the tweet speaks volumes about what the majority of people think unconventional women deserve. Jesus christ, it’s annoying. I won’t spill the details of my bedroom coming and goings, but lets just say this: the hottest guys in Tucson and I get along just fine. I would recommend reading Emily’s article on xoJane for a better explanation of what I’m struggling to say. Know this: the myth that “atypical” bodies can’t be paired with “typically attractive” bodies is false. Women need to know that all bodies can be paired with all bodies.

Riding during sex will NOT collapse his insides. Just trust me on this one, what you fear is totally false. Here’s a great article that changed my life.

Wearing whatever you want is a political statement. Join the revolution. Throw style rules out the window. Wear the tutu. Wear the horizontal stripes. Wear the turquoise skinny jeans. Wear the see-through blouse. Wear the bikini. Wear the sweat pants. Wear the shirt that says “Does this shirt make me look fat?”. Wear whatever it is that makes you happy. This is your life.

You are fucking beautiful. I’m saying this with a straight face and seriously meaningful look where I maintain eye contact for an uncomfortable amount of time. I know you don’t feel like you fit into the category of gorgeous that our world creates. I know that its hard. I know that its a daily battle. But fuck their fascist beauty standards. The second you stop looking for a skinny model in your mirror and start looking at YOU… is the second you will start to appreciate what you are. Stop looking for flaws. Stop looking for differences. You are perfect. You are more than enough. You are the best thing that has ever happened to you. And you are fucking beautiful.

Say it with me.

I’m actively sobbing.

Reblogging again because of awesomeness.

silenthill: the-stradivarius: can i just allow...

Fri, 31 May 2013 20:19:55 -0400

silenthill:

the-stradivarius:

can i just

allow me

HAHAHAHA!!!!

expelliarmusjinx: fortheloveofsalazar: rubysp720: thedragonbor...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:39:40 -0400

expelliarmusjinx:

fortheloveofsalazar:

rubysp720:

thedragonbornlives:

A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr

I fixed it

Bless You.

wait…where’s the Harry Potter Fandom?

You need a whole pie chart for the Harry potter random.

officialcomedy: The best.

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:38:01 -0400

officialcomedy:

The best.

fantasyfriends: Bea: Is that Joan Fucking Collins? She ran...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:19:53 -0400

fantasyfriends:

Bea: Is that Joan Fucking Collins? She ran me off the road the other day.

Angela: How do you still have a licence? And no, that’s Keifer Sutherland.

Bea: I will fucking cut her.

Ang: It’s Keifer! You smell like dry cleaning fluid. Have you been drinking dry cleaning fluid again?

Bea: You don’t know me.

how could you not reblog this i mean really

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:23:12 -0400

how could you not reblog this i mean really

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:57:08 -0400

chibiairbenderikki: fabulouskilljoy99: today-the-world-is-ugly:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:11:42 -0400

chibiairbenderikki:

fabulouskilljoy99:

today-the-world-is-ugly:

This is absolutely terrifying. Just look at it, it is so real and astonishing. You need to reblog this. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging orange, teenage girls with vans on. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging vintage or photography. This is real. You can even see the fury in his eyes. The tense muscles in between his fingers. The heavy breathing. reblog this. NOW.in all seriousness thoughM..my heart just stopped… ;~;Guys, you’ve got to reblog this. It’s reality and it needs to be brought to everyone’s attention.I lost a friend to this kind of harassment. I really don’t want to remind myself of everything that happened so I won’t say a word about it. All I will say is, he was one of my best friends and the kindest person I had ever known. The pain I went through after his death was indescribable. I want you all to know that it’s not easing knowing that someone you love had such thoughts that they didn’t deserve living anymore. I’m not good with words at all so please excuse this lousy paragraph I have attempted to write to move you. I am serious though. Don’t ignore this.i’m going to reblog forever.This kills me, please stop this.it seriously hurts to know people say thishow the fuck could you possibly send someone hate, or make rude comments when you know all to well that this could be the outcome, makes me sick. somebody please stop this from happening.

ALRIGHT STOP SCROLLING RIGHT NOW. REBLOG THIS. I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE A HIPSTER, SUMMER, PHOTOGRAPHY, BOHO, SURF, WHATEVER BLOG. REBLOG THIS.

Oh my god

THIS MOVED ME SO MUCH GUYS REBLOG ;__; ;;;n;;;

((I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE

REBLOG THIS))

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you so hard.

Dude.. This is sick and down right wrong, people need to see what sending hateful things to others can do

holyhorcrux: missxdarcy: nargles-in-mistletoe: amyinthetardis:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:05:36 -0400

holyhorcrux:

missxdarcy:

nargles-in-mistletoe:

amyinthetardis:

drmcbadass:

could-we-fuck-if-i:

iheartjonathandavis:

fuckthisname:

hipsterface:

gryffinclaws:

~~HELLO. MY NAME IS HARRY JAMES POTTER. VOLDEMORT KILLED MY PARENTS. PREPARE TO DIE.~~

HOLA, MI NOMBRE ES ENRIQUE JUAN POTTER. VOLDEMORT MATÓ A MIS PADRES. PREPARATE PARA UNOS NACHOS.

PREPARATE PARA UNOS NACHOS

~~HARRY POTTER Y LOS NACHOS DE LA MUERTE.~~

BLESS THIS POST.

I SCREAMED WITH ANNOYING SHRIEKING LAUGHTER

Nothing in the world will ever be as relevant to me than this.

PREPARATE PARA UNOS NACHOS

SCREAMING

PREPARATE PARA UNOS NACHOS.

READY FOR SOME NACHOS.

BRB DYING